Meeting called to order at 7:25 PM; let the record show that
the meeting started early because we’re awesome.
Introductions!
President’s report: We want more awesome stuff: more role
playing, more board games, more boffer fights, more Ruben!
Upcoming things: Eating is still not allowed in the forum;
please take it outside. Drinks are still allowed, but please get rid of your
bottles. Computer privileges are
restricted to eboard and shiftholders—nobody else.
Please fill out your applications for shiftholding;
shiftholders are librarians who check books in and out, and are at the desk at
designated hours. Perks: you get forum access and we like you more.
Please become sub A/C’s: You work with Sean Burton and Matt
Kuruvilla and make events happen! You get access and get to control what
happens in the lounge. You’re also expected to clean the forum regularly.
You can also be part of our three committees: Authors
(getting authors to come to campus, getting books signed, etc), PR (make
flyers, print flyers, advertise forum’s events) and fundraising (helping Fred
to get money).
VP Report (As told by Evan): I’m short, I’m irritable and
I’m possibly a citizen.
Treasurer’s Report: We have around $6,000 to spend this
year. To that end, we have a request book to the left of the door! Make use of
it. We want sci-fi, horror and fantasy, books and/or DVD’s. Mitch bought
webcomics in print last year, for Chrissakes.
Sec’s report: We have a blog. You are on it RIGHT NOW.
Head lib’s report: Here are some letters. I have read them.
Head AC’s report: My name is Sean Burton. I plan and
coordinate forum’s events, like Halloween and Festivus. Halloween has candy and
costumes, and that’s fun. Festivus has a lot of passive-aggression. September
10th is Club-Con, which is a bunch of events hosted by the
Freethinkers, the Forum, the LGBTA, Go Club, Anime Club, Dumbledore’s Army and
the Gamers’ Guild. If you want to be a Sub AC, please contact me. Sub AC’s will
have a cleaning schedule to make sure the forum stays presentable. I have a
nice beard.
Historian’s report: Once upon a time, I wrote a story about
the 2002 eboard. Matt’s pretty.
Closing report: RIP Neil Armstrong. We have an original NYT
copy of the moon landing, if you want to look. We can’t do allocations.
New business: Clean!
Old business: Clean!
Meeting adjourned at 8:07 PM.